(Source: soufflesarecool, via mofffat)

hus-bands:

sleep is for the weak more like sleep is for a week

(via thelastofhiskind)

pimpeta-slap:

internetexplorers:

internetexplorers:

are you my big toe?

because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(via thelastofhiskind)

(Source: criminally-righteousandcelestial, via animpalaoutofhell)

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

colony-drop:

lokiloo:

I asked my grandpa if I could paint his nails but he said he didn’t want to be gay so we compromised.

my grandpa

best grandpa

(via acagedbirdwhodoesntcare)

Polycoria - a medical condition of having multiple pupils in one eye.

(Source: behindthescribbles, via acagedbirdwhodoesntcare)

whitespats:

Do you ever feel good about how you look and then

(via whereismyyellowumbrella)

(Source: lightthefuze, via melark)

(via panicmoon)

bitchouttahell:

shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves

(via robinhook)

(Source: steven-moffat, via areyoutryingtodeduceme)

mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

(Source: mylittledildo, via brucewaynes)

merryminions:

merryminions:

I just told my therapist that supernatural has only two episodes to go until the season’s finished and he genuinely asked if i was going to be ok or not

My therapist told me to wish us all good luck for the finale

(via animpalaoutofhell)

algrenion:

algrenion:

every april fools day Hannibal sedates Will and drops him in the middle of an elk enclosure

(via thelastofhiskind)