are you my big toe?
because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I asked my grandpa if I could paint his nails but he said he didn’t want to be gay so we compromised.
Polycoria - a medical condition of having multiple pupils in one eye.
shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
I just told my therapist that supernatural has only two episodes to go until the season’s finished and he genuinely asked if i was going to be ok or not
My therapist told me to wish us all good luck for the finale
every april fools day Hannibal sedates Will and drops him in the middle of an elk enclosure